AAArrrggghhhh!!!!!

Avast, ye scurvy sea dogs! Dust off yer "Ahoy"s and polish up yer "Argh"s. For today be International Talk Like A Pirate Day! Ah, to hear the yar's and growls of me shipmates be a joyful sound in me ear. To be greeted by a hearty "Argh!" is like to put wind in me sails and billow me on through the rough and rollin' seas. Tis true.

Dread Pirate Julie and Skye the Merciless prepare to sack Constantine's.

It be a little know fact that pirates were the first to coin the term "Booty Call," as shown here.

Tis a sad thing, to part from friends. But me ship awaits and there are towns to pillage and ships to plunder. Until we chance to meet again, keep a weather eye on the horizon and remember: Take what ye want, give nothing back!"